ERouge - Bulls [Game Preview] 04/16/2010
  Ladies and Gentleman, An important day is awaiting us, no, it is not F1 Sunday afternoon! It is not only important, rather significant in Bulls 2010 season to avoid the ridiculous situation to be placed at the end of the season behind the French. It is a situation which will kill Chief Coach for life! I personally have been contacted by our “Hiding Assistant Coach Oezguer Emer” from the deserts of Dubai that he expects clear victory. Currently he is looking for investors to allow us re-transfer Nico Nissl back to China. El Presidente personally spoke to Nico’s manager [some textile guy in China], who by accident is also his father, that it looks good, that we will have him back soon. This week it was really funny: During a meeting I receive a call from Aydin and he asks me, if there is an opportunity during the week to have more practice, as he wants to find his old form back. So what my response was: I hang up, thought it was a Telemarketing guy, who was bored and tried to make a joke. With current performance Chief Coach sees him clearly on the bench, instead of on the pitch. Nevertheless I have to admire such attitude, as I guess also for him it is not an easy situation, being placed not within the 3 Top Scorers, as he used to be in the last 4 years. Most important: I don’t care, how you guys will do it, but as usual, I expect a clean sheet and complete destruction and elimination of the opponent. Please most important, most of these guys are quite well known to many of us and I want fair play, as in some previous games sometimes it got a little emotional. To prepare ourselves for this game, let’s us analyze what the world says about the French, in order to avoid surprises. Mainly they are known from jokes [Yes, their soccer ist also a joke]: Q: How do you get a French waiter's attention? A: Start ordering in Tuerkish. Q: Why do the French like smelly cheeses? A: Well, in a room full of French people, you can't really smell the cheese. "French history: They turn on their friends and surrender to their enemies Q. How many jokes are there about the French? A. One, the rest are true Q: What's the shortest book ever written? A: French Soccer Heroes. TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH 10 When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. 9 Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time. 8 You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs. 7 If there's a war you can surrender really early. 6 You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV. 5 You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries. 4 You can be ugly and still become a famous film star. 3 Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride. 2 You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street. 1 People think you're a great lover even when you're not. A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner. She saw that Turkish brain and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint. "No ma'm," answered the butcher. "That is the correct price." "Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" exclaimed the cannibal. "Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains?" replied the butcher. So Ladies, the best joke: I want victory and would like to laugh about it, not about these jokes. I will make Saturday controls in MINT, BAR Rouge, Tongren Lu, Spot Bar personally. For this important game not alcohol allowed Saturday! Let’s eliminate French Soccer in Shanghai and let them cry! The expected result is 0-4, but 2-4 is also acceptable. The one and only, Chief Coach B.G. CommentsLeave a Reply |                
Bulls of Bosporus
In order to enjoy the crazy Shanghai life, we created the Bulls of Bosporus. Our team is mainly German and Turkish, but we sport Austrians, kiwis, aussis and other nationals as well. ArchivesNovember 2010 Categories | ||
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