Galacticos - Bulls [Game Preview] 04/07/2010
 Dear valued Bulls, Chief Coach is sitting somewhere out of no where in China and is bored in the hotel after a 3 hours dinner, which gives him quite a lot of time to fix the strategy for Sunday’s match. With all efforts he made it possible that his plane lands at 11:45 in Hongqiao on Sunday and he hopes to make it to this important match. With his unique appearance on Monday evening, directly arriving at Luwan and scoring and preparing one goal, he proved that playing soccer after leaving the plane has some positive sides. I am intending to combine now all my arrivals with my business tripsJ. If I do not arrive on time, Javier will take care of the team, if not Javier, Alan will make it. So who is our opponent? Hmmmm….first let’s start with the country, England soccer, where the opponent is mainly located, even everyone knows they have no idea about soccer:). “There is one thing that you can guarantee before every World Cup, and that is England will be labelled as favourites to win the competition. It has happened every tournament since the dawn of time, even during Euro 2008 qualification when The Three Lions failed to progress to the finals. Quite why the press makes the same mistake in building up unrealistic expectations is a mystery, but it still makes the whole world laugh more than a Pele prediction, so please don’t stop for our sake!” Assistant Presidente Freek Boelen [position lower than El Presidente Bulls] can be compared with the British press predicting that Galacticos will be the favourite for this year. But the reality is not the same, Galacticos best times are over, after Jamie can’t make it to the pitch anymore and Kelly is running around and hunting chicken. So how all this affects us? Yes, El Presidente Bulls clearly requires preparing our friends the Galacticos to be sent where they came from. Clear strategy: Get them stuck in their half, attack early and demolish Chris the goal keeper. I want non-stop shots, so that he has difficulties to breath. As I have stated, the expected result is 5-1! El Presidente is expecting nothing else than a win! Each player will pay 50RMB to the cashbox as a punishment, if this game is lost to cover for my medical expenses caused by depression after losing this match. Please send me message by tomorrow, if you join or not. Game as stated is 13:30. Greetings, Big Boss B.G_ P.S. Please everyone still did not vote, if Javier is Turkish, Chinese or Spanish, please vote! Up to now we received 10 valid votes! Please vote so that the passport can be handed over soon. CommentsLeave a Reply |                
Bulls of Bosporus
In order to enjoy the crazy Shanghai life, we created the Bulls of Bosporus. Our team is mainly German and Turkish, but we sport Austrians, kiwis, aussis and other nationals as well. ArchivesNovember 2010 Categories | ||
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